If you're heading to a Halloween party this weekend and don't have a costume yet, here are five last-minute topical costumes you can throw together with one quick trip to the store:

#1.)  HONEY BOO BOO.  Get a bright pink tutu, a curly blonde wig, and a lot of makeup.  You can even skip the tutu part and just grab a quick outfit at Kmart.

#2.)  PSY.  Even if you don't have a bright-colored suit you can pull this off.  Just wear ANY suit, a black bowtie, and sunglasses.  And get ready to do the "Gangnam Style" dance with the 500 other people dressed as Psy.

#3.)  CLINT EASTWOOD.  Wear a suit, hike up your pants, spray your hair gray, and carry a chair around.  Plus that way you'll have a seat at all times.

#4.)  "MAGIC MIKE".  If you can pull it off . . . do it.  If some of your friends can pull it off and you can't, go as a stripper who hasn't stripped yet.

#5.)  ENDEAVOUR SHUTTLE TRANSPORT.  Paint a refrigerator box white, strap it to your back, and walk around bumping it into things because it's way too wide to fit anywhere. 

Four Last-Minute Halloween Costumes to Avoid: 

#1.)  Backwards Man.  It's when you just wear normal clothing, but backwards.  So, backwards pants, shirt, and hat.  People have been doing it for DECADES, and it's still not funny.

#2.)  A Ghost.  Wearing a sheet with two eyeholes works when you're FIVE.  But once you're not three feet tall anymore, it's a TON of fabric . . . which tends to get snagged on things and not stay in place.  Not to mention, you have to figure out a way to make the eyeholes stay in the right spot.  And if you're wearing a sheet to a party, no one will know who's under it.

#3.)  An Inanimate Object.  To be a lamp, all you really need to do is put a lampshade on your head and wear all one color.  Or for a table, you can just cut a hole through a piece of cardboard and wear it around your neck . . . then glue things on it, like Chap Stick or a cardboard clock.  The problem is, most people who dress up like objects don't look very good.  And if you're making your costume last-minute, it'll DEFINITELY be bad.  Plus, those kind of costumes aren't very comfortable, so you'll probably end up taking it off.

#4.)  A Hobo.  This one isn't on the list, but it should be.  All you need for it is some old clothing, and maybe some stubble.  But dressing up like a homeless person just isn't PC anymore.  Especially if you're well off.

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